![]() ![]() ![]() Jen’s stand-up routine includes lots of jokes about not having kids (and some about masturbation and Johnny Depp), after which complete strangers constantly approach her and ask, “But who will take care of you when you’re old?” ( Servants!) Some insist, “You’d be such a great mom!” ( Really? You know me so well!) Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let’s face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. But you know what? It’s hard enough to be an adult. That’s what everyone says to Jen Kirkman- and countless women like her-when she confesses she doesn’t plan to have children. Chelsea Lately regular Jen Kirkman is “childfree by choice.” Here’s what she’d like to say to everyone who can’t stop telling her she’ll change her mind. ![]()
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